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No one Gives A Fuck

Sometimes people don’t write anything in their blog for a while, maybe a year. Then when they come back to their blog, they feel they have to do a post where they say “sorry, I haven’t been writing in my blog for maybe a year. I’m really going to try to be better at telling you about my meaningful life from now on. Really. I’m sticking with it this time”

No one cares.

No one missed you.

No one is going to chance across your sudden online reappearance and text their friends “Hey, Tarquin! Have you seen?!!! Jane Blah Blah Blah has started writing her blog again! I know, it’s awesome isn’t it?!! What? Yes, of course come round. I’m making Houmous right now – bring prosecco. And tell Jonty to bring his anti chafe cream!”

I’m blogging again.

No one gives a fuck.

A Funny Thing Happened Today – Day 2…..

I’m back! I’m doing day 2 of 365.

Luckily something mildly amusing happened this morning to enable me to write anything at all here. This 365 is gonna be a tough one.

The local weatherman on BBC breakfast television walked off screen during his forecast. He was halfway through when he suddenly said something like “Let’s do that again, it wasn’t flowing right”, obviously not realising it was a live broadcast.

I’ve been unable to find out his name (haven’t really made that much effort) so here’s a picture of him.

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